Comment: What can I say - I love being first!! First to fall over, first to pass out, first to be revived! Lovely! My leg warmers have never been so grateful! Thank you for giving me the physique I have today.. well in my mind anyway.
Comment: Thanks for a great afternoon of fun and frolics!! Not sure that I'm going to be grateful for it tomorrow but I thoroughly enjoyed the moves and attitude! Hope to see some of you tomorrow night if I can move!!
Comment: As Oprah says on the subject of exercise 'There's no easy way out. If there were I would have bought it, and believe me it would be one of my favourite things!'
Comment:What an absolutely marvellous way to spend a Sunday. If you'd have told me it would be such fun to dress (to quote my good friend Madonna) like a lunatic in drag and indulge in a 3-hour marathon of exuberant arse-slapping I'd never have believed it. By the end I think our slick, professional, synchronised performance equalled that of any of today's top talentless girl bands and the subsequent aching limbs were wonderfully reminiscent of an athletic all-night session with a fiesty young whippersnapper ... One really cannot praise the experience highly enough!
Comment: Always told yourself you could not dance? Worried about learning dance steps? With descriptions of now use the other leg or under the washing line how sore do you think you are likely to be? Don't be fooled, it is not your arms or legs that will take days to recover, it is your ribs. I don't think I have laughed so much in ages. What great fun pretending you have turned back time;
Comment: G'day all. Called into this fab dance class in the quaint village of Kings Langley, to brush up on a few steps for my next tour. Chris really put us through our paces and my limbs have only just recovered one week later - great workout and dance class - I must recruit him for my entourage. Gold hot pants and sparkly leggings modelled at the class available in my online shop but hurry as stocks are limited. Kylie x (a.k.a Wendy Moir)
Comment: What a brilliant way to spend an afternoon! Wasn't sure what to expect but I certainly wasn't ready for the amount of fun I had. Chris's energy is incredible, he puts everyone at ease and creates an amazing environment that makes the whole thing a blast from beginning to end! Go on, you know you want to...
Comment: That was SUCH fun!! and a great work-out, judging by my inability to move today! I'm so NOT the type to do ANYTHING in front of others but Chris was fab... professional and energetic, with this fun-lovin attitude that makes you just wanna 'shake yor thang'! Thanks Chris. I can see me coming back for more.
Pans People? Hot Gossip? We've all got it in us!! :) x
Comment: What a great way to spend an afternoon, wasn't sure what to expect on my first DanzeAttack but needn't have worried as everyone was so friendly. Chris was his usual exuberant self making even the hardest moves seem like fun!! I certainly took advantage of the 'no upper age limit' and look forward to the next session in April.
Comment: DanzeAttack & Hen Weekend's are a perfect conbination! Lots of game girlies up for anything...well almost! Although apprehensive at first, we soon got into the arse smacking, porno rolling routine giving some serious attitude! All muscles were truly abused, especially the chuckle muscles from constant laughing. Chris will be receiving a bill for 2 pairs of split trousers, as recreating the moves later on in the night club had some disasterous consequences! Looking forward to doing the routine at the wedding!
Name: Lotte & Hermione Event: DanzeAttack Hen Party
Date: 20th April 2006
Just to say a MASSIVE thanks to you Chris. It was awesome. Everyone loved it - we haven't laughed so much in years. You may not be surprised to hear that we are all feeling rather stiff now as a consequence of using previously untested muscles!
..... but thanks again, couldn't have been any better.
Hermione x
Hi Chris,
Yes definitely - lots of emails being sent round today about how much fun the dancing was, despite the aching muscles (we're all walking like grandmas today).
Thank you so much for all your hard work and enthusiasm, especially with the more reluctant members of our dance crew (er, would that include me maybe!). I appreciate that we may have been somewhat challenging - just to get us all to shut up for more than a minute requires perseverance! Everyone was very impressed when they learned that the leg warmers wrapping paper was all your handiwork!
Am thinking we might be whittling down to an elite group for the performance on the big day, with the others playing the 'your' role of encouraging and saying wobbly knees at the appropriate time but we'll see!
Lottex
Name: julie lilley
Email: julie.lilley1@ntlworld.com
Date: 18 Sep 2006
Comment: Is that what sex is? Oh now I know.....now that young Christopher has shown me what to do with all those moves...my inner thighs will never be the same again!! Go for it girls (sorry and boys!)you will learn a thing or two especially a few dance moves to say the least.
Just to thank you once again for my brill hen party on 19th August, we had a ball!
I managed to convince 5 others to strut their stuff at my wedding cos the rest weren't game enough. We were so good the first time that we got an encore later in the evening. We managed to remember the whole routine and it went down really well.
Comment: I really enjoyed your Hen Party DanzeAttack last saturday although im back at work today and aching like mad! What a fun class and great way to get to know the rest of your party!
Thanks a lot.
Name: Charlotte
Event:Helene's Hen Party
Date: 21 Mar 2007
Comment: Thanks so much for making Helene's hen night so memorable. We all had such a great time and I think you coped with us all brilliantly!
Best wishes
Charlotte
Name: Clare Peterkin
Email:
Date: 26 Mar 2007
Comment: Sorry its taken so long to post....Thanks for making Kerry's Hen Party so much fun. The leg warmers and hand gloves didn't make it to her reception, but the moves we learnt definately did!(in our minds anyway!)
Comment: Thanks Chris for a fantastic afternoon on Saturday. I thought for a moment that I could have ruined a beautiful friendship when Alice realised what we had arranged for her, but you soon got everyone into it! My legs have never worked so hard, and the sweat, oh the sweat!! The less said about that the better!
Comment: Well in the words of Britney Oops hes done it again Chris.. yesterday was fantastic fun, I really enjoyed it and feel after 14months I have finally cracked it (hopefully) still enjoy the experience as much as my first Danzeattack way back in March 2006, your energy and enthusiasm never ceases to amaze me. Thanks xx
Name: Katie
Email: Katie Garner
Date: 11 December 2007
Comment: Hi Chris I wanted to let you know how much we all enjoyed our DanzeAttack. It was perfect for our hen weekend activity. We had a mixed age group with friends and relatives who didn't all know each other so it was the perfect ice breaker and gave us all something to laugh about over the rest of the weekend. A novel idea and great fun, everyone thoroughly enjoyed it! Thanks again.
Name: Maz
Email: fagan01@hotmail.com
Comment: Thanks for an absolutely brilliant afternoon! All 'hens' are slightly sore today but it was worth it. Have started practicing my 'porn' and 'shower' moves so l'll be ready for the wedding day performance!
Name: Joanne
Date: 17 Apr 2008
Comment: Thank you for an utterly fabulous afternoon - after 3 hours of sweat, fun & a pair of ripped trousers later I think we managed not to look totally ridiculous - although whether the routine will be repeated at the wedding who knows? Adding stilettos & dresses could be a push too far! Congratulations on coping so well with our rowdy group, especially as the last time some of us exercised leg warmers were in fashion the first time round! It really was the perfect activity for Fran's hen weekend.
Name: Debbie (Tina the Bride's sister!)
Date: 19 Jul 2008
Comment: What a brilliant afternoon! If you are looking for something hysterically funny and exhilarating to do on your Hen night, this is it! Absolutely superb. I shall be practising The Routine for a long time! Recommended if you like to laugh!!
Thanks a load.
Name: Isla
Email: princess_flutterbyes@hotmail.com
Date: 29 Jul 2008
Comment: There are no words to describe how much fun we had for my sister's hen day. The whole afternoon was amazing, with everyone from my sister to my grnadma thinking that they were a member of Girls Aloud my the end of the day. We did the routine again that night, and then at my sister's wedding, and whilst there may have been a few "hiccups", we all thought that we looked fabulous! On a serious note, Chris, we have to thank you for making ssure that everyone felt special on the day, and that everyone was equally involved. My Grandma, in particular, had an amazing day, although I have to apologise for her use of the "V" word!
Anyway, we all miss you already, and will thoroughly recommend you to anyone that we can.
Comment: Oh my ***, how sore was i the next day! Totally worth it though, had a brilliant time-thanks Chris! We even made an attempt to perform our dance at Lisa's wedding (although yet to see the video!. To all those danze attack participants out there-Porno, Shower, Fist,yeh!!
Name: Claire
Email: fluffyslug75@yahoo.co.uk
Date: 31 Aug 2008
Comment: Hi Chris, yesterday was fabulous but my word are we paying for it today. Deb could hardly walk by this evening. I'm surprised my stomach muscles aren't killing me the amount I laughed and the main thing is that Deb loved it. Thank you so much - what a great day! (Porno, Shower, Fist etc etc). Oh and we practised our sexy noises in the evening but we still sounded like we were on the toilet.
Name: Esther
Email: estherfannin@hotmail.co.uk
Date: 5 Sep 2008
Comment: Thank you, thank you, thank you for such a fantastic time, we all ached but it was soooo worth it. The night we went out for the hen party we performed it in one of the clubs and the DJ was most impressed! Everyone had such a brilliant time, I'm so glad Emily (bridesmaid) organised the dancing. My friends and I talk fondly of your 'salutes' and '**** me hard' (and you have a v nice arse too!!!) Thank you again for such a wicked day! x
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