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Name: Erica Styles                                            Date: 3 Mar 2010

Comment:

Loved it, loved it, LOVED IT!!

Chris, thanks so much for a fab 3hrs on Saturday, you were brilliant!

DanzeAttack! was definitely the highlight of our hen weekend. 3 days on and we're still chortling, chuckling and barely able to move!!

So, a very big thank you from the Norfolk posse, from Jude and from me - you're a star!

Lots of love

E x

Name: Stacey Thornton                                     Date: 28 Feb 2010

Comment:

Thank you for such a brill day. I haven’t laughed that much in such a long time I’ve actually lost my voice.

Im sure eventually my legs will feel like they belong to me and not an old woman, god they are killing me... Chris you made the day. I will never dance the same again and can’t wait for Jude’s Wedding to do it all over again.

I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a bloody good laugh. Thanks again.

Sx

Name: Tor Ross                                                Date: 10 Feb 2010

Comment:

We booked DanzeAttack! for my sister's hen do knowing she'd love it, but absolutely everyone who came enjoyed themselves. Chris did an amazing job entertaining us all, creating a relaxed atmosphere and managing to teach us a routine in just 3 hours!

We've had such glowing reports of how much fun people had and I'm sure they'll remember it as being an amazing hen activity and definitely the winning activity of our hen do.

Thank you so much for your massive effort - it's hugely appreciated. We're recommending it to everyone.

If people are reading this wondering if it would be a good thing to do....BOOK IT NOW!!!

Tor xxx

Name: Stacey Rees                                           Date: 9 Feb 2010

Comment:

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

I knew it was going to be good.... but it was so much better than I could ever have hoped for!! We had an amazing day - you were the talk of the day, absolutely everyone loved it. I can't believe that you managed to turn us rabble into a dance troupe in 3 hours, and during the whole process we had such a scream.

You made my sisters’ hen go with a bang, and I will be recommending you to everyone. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for making it such a fun, successful and brilliant event - Ra will never forget it.

Hen weekend activities just don't get any better than this.

Stacey xx

Name: Georgina Smith                                      Date: 15 Jan 2010

Comment:

That was the best 3 hours I have had for a long time. Wish I could do it every week!

Can’t recommend it enough. Was a such a giggle and can’t believe you managed to make us all look that good!

We did this one to surprise our friend’s husband at his 40th birthday party and he loved it and we loved it so much so that we had to perform it again later in the evening.

Enjoyed it so much that I am definitely going to arrange another one just for fun very soon.

Was so brilliant - thanks so much Chris. G x

Name: Jenn Burns                                             Date: 9 Oct 2009

Comment:

Chris...what can I say? An absolutely brilliant day. I had so much fun and have not laughed so much with all my friends together for a long time. You made the 3 hours fly by with all your antics and jokes. I saw myself as a bit of a dancer until I met you that day and realised how hard it is, even though you make it look easy.

What a great way to spend my hen do though, will never forget it nor will I forget the pain I was in for the following 2 days. All worth it.

Thanks again, keep on dancing!!

Name: Helen (Events Co-ordinator)                    Date: 1 Sep 2009

Comment:

Chris, I can't thank you enough for giving us all a day to remember!

I couldn't walk for 3 days afterwards but it was so worth it for the laughs we had. You were brilliant and I have been telling all of my prospective brides to book you!

As far as hen weekend activities go it doesn't get any better than DanzeAttack.

Thank you so, so much x

Name: Kathryn                                                  Date: 13 Aug 2009

Comment:

It is now Wednesday & my body still hurts!! But I don’t care because last weekend I had without a doubt the funniest most amazing day with my friends at Danzeattack!!

I think it is my face that hurts the most because I have never met such a funnier guy as Chris, you were amazing and I can’t wait for the wedding so we can bust some moves!

Thank you so much for the most amazing day Chris xxxx

Name: Clare                                                      Date: 12 Jul 2009

Comment:

Hi Chris Just wanted to thank you for starting my Hen weekend off so brilliantly!

The three hours flew by and we were all sad to leave (although our legs were glad of being able to sit down!!!). We all had so much fun – the aches for days after were well worth it! And, it all came together at the end!!! Can’t wait to see the film footage!!!

You made my day so special and memorable - I can’t think of any better way to spend a Hen party!

Thanks so much! Clare xx (4 July 2009)

Name: Joanne                                                  Date: 29 Jun 2009

Comment:

Hi Chris, Just to say a really big thank you.

We all had such a laugh and thoroughly enjoyed the dancing even though the following morning we could barely move.

Thanks again Joanne xxx

Name: Helen                                                     Date: 22 Jun 2009

Comment:

Chris...... you're a legend! I don't know if it was a danzeattack....more like a heart attack!!!!

 I can't think of a better way to spend a hen do.

We had so much fun and laughed solidly for 3 hours and then boy did we ache for the next 3 days. You were an absolute joy to spend my hen do with on 13th June. I think we wowed everyone with our moves at the wedding. Grandma dropped her profiteroles seeing some of the moves - FANTASTIC.

Thank you sooooooooooo much. Love Helen.xxxx

Name: Eve                                                        Date: 21 Jun 2009

Comment:

Hi Chris

Just wanted to say a huge thank you for an absolutely fabulous afternoon for Helen's hen do. We had such a good laugh and a full on work out at the same time - but my goodness me was I suffering the next day (and three days later I'm just about back to normal!) - I couldn't get up off the settee (or the toilet) without looking, and feeling, like I was 90!!

All well worth it though - it's a day I will never forget.

Thanks again, you're a great teacher!

Eve xx

Name: Rabs                                                      Date: 6 Jun 2009

Comment:

Hiya Gorgeous Man you,

I just really wanted to get a note off to you to say THANK YOU so much you energetic angel you... to be honest with you darling feeling a bit smug the next morning only aware of slight tightness in my quad muscles, I went home did 4 hours of gardening, had a little shower and sat down before making dinner...BIG MISTAKE! When I then did go to get up I could hardly bloody walk!!!
 

It was a truly fantastic way to spend an afternoon and you were fabulous... such a laugh, so funny, SO patient with us and you brought the energy and the love to the room.
 
Thank you, thank you so much for one of the funniest afternoons I’ve had in ages, bless you, you really are one in a million.
 
Love Rabs xxxx 

Name: Joanne                                                   Date: 6 Jun 2009

Comment:

Chris Chris Chris What can i say that hasn’t already been said? Not a lot! You are such a lovely, fun guy and excellent at what you do and you made Jenny’s hen do truly one to remember so a big kiss and a big thank you from me!

I have told everyone I know and even complete strangers how fantastic you are! Every woman should have a DanzeAttack! hen do, I know I will if my other half ever pops the question!

Keep up the good work you utterly amazing guy!!!

Jo x

Name: Jenny                                                     Date: 30 May 2009

Comment:

Chris,

Thank you so much for such an incredible afternoon.

You not only excelled all of our expectations but you made us all laugh more than I think we ever have. I ache in places I never knew existed but I would do it again tomorrow if I could.

You truly are an amazing guy and fabulous at what you do.

I think we will be talking about this forever!! Thank you again, I really can't gush enough and hope that one day we will meet again. Until then - What a guy!!

Name: Sarah                                                     Date: 30 May 2009

Comment:

Dear Chris,

Just wanted to say a personal thank you for making Jenny's Hen party such a special day to remember for all of us, most of all the Hen!

We had such a great time and laughed so much until we ached. Talking of aches, I am aching so much especially when trying to sit down on my derriere!!

You made it so special and memorable; thanks to you we will be talking about Jenny's hen do for many years to come.

I will definitely recommend you to friends in the future.

Now all we have to worry about is remembering the dance routine for Jenny's wedding in 4 weeks time!

Thank you again Chris.

Warmest wishes

Sarah x

Name: Kat                                                        Date: 18 May 2009

Comment:

Chris, you clearly already have loads of people that love you and what you do and I'm just another one. I'd been waiting for it my whole life and it didn’t disappoint.

I'm just wondering when I might be able to do it all over again!!???

Thank you for making me the happiest, happiest Bride to be xx

Name: Nettie                                                     Date: 18 May 2009

Comment:

Hi, Thanks for a fab DanzeAttack! I haven't laughed so much or worked so hard in ages! Thanks for making H's Hen do so unforgettable! When's the next one Ladies????

Nettie x

Name: Nats                                                       Date: 15 May 2009

Comment:

Thanks for a fab time at Mari's Hen last weekend in Edinburgh. Can't wait to check out our moves on the many films recorded... haha!! Maybe we should get you down to Reading some time to do it again :)

LOVED IT!! Nats xx

Name: Charlotte                                                Date: 17 May 2009

Comment:

Thank you so much for a FAB start to Helen's Hen Night. I have sore stomach muscles today from laughing so hard! Some of those moves will live with me for ever. You're a star!

Name: Giulia                                                     Date: 21 Apr 2009

Comment:

Chris you really made Robyn's hen weekend!

Right from the start, from our phone calls when booking up, to when we were in the strangest of warm-up positions I knew we'd be in for a treat! I wasn't wrong! We danced our routine that evening in Bristol City Centre in the middle of the dance-floor and continue to show off our moves at nights out. I have the video of the whole performance too so there's no way we could forget!

You exceeded our expectations and I've already recommended you!

Thanks from all of us at Robyn's Hen Do (March 2009) xxx

Name: Jodie                                                     Date: 12 Apr 2009

Comment:

Chris, Please be my new best friend/husband!?

 I just wanted to say thank you for an AWESOME day yesterday. You were brilliant! I laughed from beginning to end! You made it so special. You are a true star!! xx

Name: Sarah                                                     Date: 12 Apr 2009

Comment:

Hi Chris, I just wanted to say a huge thank you for making Jodie's Hen Do such a fun and exciting day on Saturday. The dance routine was amazing (although i'm a little nervous about performing on the wedding night!). Nothing a little champagne won't sort out though!

Anyway, you were a brilliant coach, full of enthusiasm and very patient with us!! Thanks again for such a fun and exciting day. I just hope these aches and pains I have don't last too long!

Take care and thanks again Sarah x

Name: Charmaine                                              Date: 31 Mar 2009                                

Comment:

Hi Chris - just wanted to say one more hugely massive thank you for Saturday. Caroline (and all her hens) had a fabulous time, everyone was complaining of achy face muscles from laughing so much as well as the expected bodily ones! Chris, you are so,so good at what you do, you make Danzeattack the perfect way to start a giggly, girly weekend.

You’re more than "Alllll right" ! X

Name: Caroline                                                 Email: rustya@tiscali.co.uk

Comment:

What a wicked day! 28th March - Caz's hen do! Cambridge. When i found out what surprise they had in store for me, i felt a bit nervous & thought, ooh no! But as soon as i met Chris he put us all at ease & then the fun began!!! I have never laughed soooo much. I would well recommend this as a hen activity - although we were very achy the next day AND the day after that i wouldn’t have changed it for the world.

Such a great time Chris - thanks a million for making it so much fun - always to be remembered. x

Name: Sarah                                                     Date: 31 Mar 2009

Comment:

The others have summed this up perfectly - it's hilarious fun! We were a party of 10 for a hen party and all had such great time. Chris broke the routine down into 'memorable' dance moves (you'll see what I mean!) and we all surprised ourselves with what is possible in just a few hours. Thanks Chris for all your help finding a venue and for a fantastic day which made our hen's weekend!

Name: Ifeoma                                                   Date: 23 Mar 2009

Comment:

Oh my goodness!! What an afternoon!! Great start to MC's surprise hen weekend! After an afternoon with Chris... I can assure you, you will not be disappointed! A must for everyone! It was constant laffs and fun during that time! Chris is amazingly encouraging and enthusiastic you dont want it to stop! It was brill and well well worth it! Warning tho... You will be v achy for about 48 hours after!! Every muscle group was used. Brilliant start to ANY party! All the girls are still talking about it! I couldnt recommend this any more!!! Chris huge huge thanks for kicking off MC's hen night perfectly. HILARIOUS FUN!!! X

Name: Marianne                                                Date: 1 Mar 2009

Comment:

Paula's Hen Weekend 'surprise activity' will certainly be remembered for all the best reasons. Our 3 gruelling hours with you were some of the funniest ever & I'm not sure if part of the reason for our stomach muscle ache today is the amount we laughed!

Thank you for your patience & imagination - certainly to be remembered & recommended. x

Name: Dina                                                       Date: 22 Feb 2009

Comment:

It's not just for Hen do's... It is to get your best mates together and have the most fantastic afternoon, having fun and doing some very cool moves. You know you want to do this! I am already thinking of another event so my pals and I can have another fabulous weekend.

Thanks Chris you are a star!!!

Name: Leela                                                      Date: 27 Oct 2008

Comment: 

Hi Chris!

Just wanted to say a massive, massive THANK YOU for Saturday's (sexy) dance class!  You surpassed all expectations, all the girls love you and said they had so much fun even though many couldn't move on Sunday!  We were of course all attempting to remember the moves out in the club that evening dressed up as air hostesses - what a sight!

We'll let you know how we get on at the wedding...

Thanks so much again

Leela xxx

Name: Sarah                                                     Date: 27 Oct 2008

Comment:

What a great afternoon! Thanks for a really fun time and treating our 'hen' to the delights of Justin Timberlake. My body aches all over but it was worth it!  Thanks.

Name: Kirsty                                                     Date: 12 Sept 2008

Comment:

Hi Chris, Just wanted to say thanks for such a fun day. The girls haven't stopped talking about it. I have just got back from my honeymoon and watched the video of us dancing "shag me hard" at the wedding. Most of us were too drunk but it entertained the crowd... I will send you a CD so you can see for your self!! My hen weekend will be one to remember.

Name: Esther                                                    Date: 5 Sept 2008

Comment:

Thank you, thank you, thank you for such a fantastic time, we all ached but it was soooo worth it. The night we went out for the hen party we performed it in one of the clubs and the DJ was most impressed! Everyone had such a brilliant time, I'm so glad Emily (bridesmaid) organised the dancing. My friends and I talk fondly of your 'salutes' and '**** me hard' (and you have a v nice arse too!!!)

Thank you again for such a wicked day! x

Name: Claire                                                     Date: 31 Aug 2008

Comment:

Hi Chris, yesterday was fabulous but my word are we paying for it today. Deb could hardly walk by this evening. I'm surprised my stomach muscles aren't killing me the amount I laughed and the main thing is that Deb loved it. Thank you so much - what a great day! (Porno, Shower, Fist etc etc). Oh and we practised our sexy noises in the evening but we still sounded like we were on the toilet.

Name: Julie                                                       Date: 2 Aug 2008

Comment:

Oh my ***, how sore was i the next day! Totally worth it though, had a brilliant time-thanks Chris! We even made an attempt to perform our dance at Lisa's wedding (although yet to see the video!. To all those Danzeattack! participants out there-Porno, Shower, Fist,yeh!!

Name: Isla                                                        Date: 29 Jul 2008

Comment:

There are no words to describe how much fun we had for my sister's hen day. The whole afternoon was amazing, with everyone from my sister to my grandma thinking that they were a member of Girls Aloud by the end of the day. We did the routine again that night, and then at my sister's wedding, and whilst there may have been a few "hiccups", we all thought that we looked fabulous! On a serious note, Chris, we have to thank you for making sure that everyone felt special on the day, and that everyone was equally involved. My Grandma, in particular, had an amazing day, although I have to apologise for her use of the "V" word!

Anyway, we all miss you already, and will thoroughly recommend you to anyone that we can.

xxxx

Name: Debbie                                                   Date: 19 Jul 2008

Comment:

What a brilliant afternoon! If you are looking for something hysterically funny and exhilarating to do on your Hen night, this is it!

Absolutely superb. I shall be practising the routine for a long time! Recommended if you like to laugh!!

Thanks a load.

Name: Joanne                                                   Date: 17 Apr 2008

Comment:

Thank you for an utterly fabulous afternoon - after 3 hours of sweat, fun & a pair of ripped trousers later I think we managed not to look totally ridiculous - although whether the routine will be repeated at the wedding who knows?

Adding stilettos & dresses could be a push too far! Congratulations on coping so well with our rowdy group, especially as the last time some of us exercised leg warmers were in fashion the first time round! It really was the perfect activity for Fran's hen weekend.

Name: Maz                                                       Date: 10 Apr 2008

Comment:

Thanks for an absolutely brilliant afternoon! All 'hens' are slightly sore today but it was worth it. Have started practicing my 'porn' and 'shower' moves, so l'll be ready for the wedding day performance!

Name: Katie                                                      Date: 11 Dec 2007

Comment:

Hi Chris I wanted to let you know how much we all enjoyed our DanzeAttack. It was perfect for our hen weekend activity. We had a mixed age group with friends and relatives who didn't all know each other so it was the perfect ice breaker and gave us all something to laugh about over the rest of the weekend. A novel idea and great fun, everyone thoroughly enjoyed it! Thanks again.

Name: Joannie                                                  Date: 28 May 2007

Comment:

Well in the words of Britney Oops he’s done it again Chris.. Yesterday was fantastic fun, I really enjoyed it and feel after 14 months I have finally cracked it (hopefully) still enjoy the experience as much as my first Danzeattack way back in March 2006, your energy and enthusiasm never ceases to amaze me. Thanks xx

Name: Steph                                                     Date: 28 Mar 2007

Comment:

Thanks Chris for a fantastic afternoon on Saturday. I thought for a moment that I could have ruined a beautiful friendship when Alice realised what we had arranged for her, but you soon got everyone into it! My legs have never worked so hard, and the sweat, oh the sweat!! The less said about that the better!
Steph x

Name: Claire                                                     Date: 26 Mar 2007

Comment:

Sorry its taken so long to post....Thanks for making Kerry's Hen Party so much fun. The leg warmers and hand gloves didn't make it to her reception, but the moves we learnt definately did!(in our minds anyway!)

Cheers Chris,

Clare x

Name: Charlotte                                                Date: 21 Mar 2007

Comment: 

Thanks so much for making Helene's hen night so memorable. We all had such a great time and I think you coped with us all brilliantly!
Best wishes

Charlotte

Name: Jane                                                      Date: 19 Mar 2007

Comment:

 I really enjoyed your Hen Party DanzeAttack last saturday although I’m back at work today and aching like mad! What a fun class and great way to get to know the rest of your party!

Thanks a lot.

Name: Catherine                                                Date: 10 Oct 2006

Comment: 

Hi Chris

Just to thank you once again for my brill hen party on 19th August, we had a ball!

I managed to convince 5 others to strut their stuff at my wedding cos the rest weren't game enough.  We were so good the first time that we got an encore later in the evening.  We managed to remember the whole routine and it went down really well.

Thanks again

Catherine

Name: Julie                                                       Date: 18 Sept 2006

Comment:

Is that what sex is? Oh now I know.....now that young Christopher has shown me what to do with all those moves...my inner thighs will never be the same again!! Go for it girls (sorry and boys!) you will learn a thing or two especially a few dance moves to say the least.

Name: Lotte & Hermione                           Event: DanzeAttack Hen Party

Date: 20th April 2006

Just to say a MASSIVE thanks to you Chris.  It was awesome.  Everyone loved it - we haven't laughed so much in years.  You may not be surprised to hear that we are all feeling rather stiff now as a consequence of using previously untested muscles!

..... but thanks again, couldn't have been any better.   

Hermione x

Hi Chris,

Yes definitely - lots of emails being sent round today about how much fun the dancing was, despite the aching muscles (we're all walking like grandmas today).

Thank you so much for all your hard work and enthusiasm, especially with the more reluctant members of our dance crew (er, would that include me maybe!).  I appreciate that we may have been somewhat challenging - just to get us all to shut up for more than a minute requires perseverance!   Everyone was very impressed when they learned that the leg warmers wrapping paper was all your handiwork!

Am thinking we might be whittling down to an elite group for the performance on the big day, with the others playing the 'your' role of encouraging and saying wobbly knees at the appropriate time but we'll see! 

Lottex

Name: Carolyn                                                  Date: 23 May 2006

Comment:

DanzeAttack & Hen Weekend's are a perfect combination! Lots of game girlies up for anything...well almost! Although apprehensive at first, we soon got into the arse smacking, porno rolling routine giving some serious attitude! All muscles were truly abused, especially the chuckle muscles from constant laughing.

Chris will be receiving a bill for 2 pairs of split trousers, as recreating the moves later on in the night club had some disastrous consequences! Looking forward to doing the routine at the wedding!

Name: Jackie                                                    Date: 11 Mar 2006

Comment:

That was SUCH fun!! and a great work-out, judging by my inability to move today! I'm so NOT the type to do ANYTHING in front of others but Chris was fab... professional and energetic, with this fun-lovin attitude that makes you just wanna 'shake yor thang'!  Thanks Chris. I can see me coming back for more.

Pans People? Hot Gossip? We've all got it in us!! :)  x

Name: Ali                                                          Date: 20 Feb 2006

Comment:

What a brilliant way to spend an afternoon! Wasn't sure what to expect but I certainly wasn't ready for the amount of fun I had. Chris's energy is incredible, he puts everyone at ease and creates an amazing environment that makes the whole thing a blast from beginning to end! Go on, you know you want to...

Name: Kylie                                                      Date: 19 Feb 2006

Comment:

G'day all. Called into this fab dance class in the quaint village of Kings Langley, to brush up on a few steps for my next tour. Chris really put us through our paces and my limbs have only just recovered one week later - great workout and dance class - I must recruit him for my entourage. Gold hot pants and sparkly leggings modelled at the class available in my online shop but hurry as stocks are limited. Kylie x (a.k.a Wendy Moir)

Name: Yvette                                                    Date: 18 Feb 2006

Comment:

Always told yourself you can’t dance? Worried about learning dance steps? With descriptions of now use the other leg or under the washing line how sore do you think you are likely to be? Don't be fooled, it is not your arms or legs that will take days to recover, it is your ribs. I don't think I have laughed so much in ages. What great fun pretending you have turned back time;

Sore ribs each month.

Name: Shifty                                                     Date: 16 Feb 2006

Comment:

What an absolutely marvellous way to spend a Sunday. If you'd have told me it would be such fun to dress (to quote my good friend Madonna) like a lunatic in drag and indulge in a 3-hour marathon of exuberant arse-slapping I'd never have believed it.  By the end I think our slick, professional, synchronised performance equalled that of any of today's top talent-less girl bands and the subsequent aching limbs were wonderfully reminiscent of an athletic all-night session with a feisty young whippersnapper ... One really cannot praise the experience highly enough!

Un-Coordinated of Cassiobury

Name: Liz                                                         Date: 16 Jan 2006

Comment:

Wow what a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon!! Loads of fun and attitude. Had a brill time.

Name: Hils                                                        Date: 16 Jan 2006

Comment:

As Oprah says on the subject of exercise 'There's no easy way out. If there were I would have bought it, and believe me it would be one of my favourite things!'

Name: Carey                                                     Date: 15 Jan 2006

Comment:

Thanks for a great afternoon of fun and frolics!! Not sure that I'm going to be grateful for it tomorrow but I thoroughly enjoyed the moves and attitude!

Name: Laura                                                     Date: 6 Dec 2005

Comment:

What can I say - I love being first!! First to fall over, first to pass out, first to be revived! Lovely! My leg warmers have never been so grateful!